The Cringiest Parenting Posts of the Week (October 23, 2023)

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    Rectangle - No-Glass-96 1d What the actual ...
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    Plant - Don't have anywhere else to share this but we used May baby's booty for this. We used his for the stem. I also put my April 2021 in here for another idea for the girls. Happy 12 1st Happy 1st Halloween Eliana 2021 Halloween Atrius 2023
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    Smile - HollyBethQ 1d And then everyone clapped Potato :
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    Font - 2 d. Conversation with my almost 3 year old today Iris: I played with my colleagues today. Me: Colleagues? Iris: Yes. Me: Iris, they are your friends, not colleagues. Iris: Why? Me: Because colleagues are the people you work with. Iris: Children work by playing, so they are my colleagues. Me: (speechless) #montessori #playistheworkofchildhood
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    Font - AR Meowm1xer 1d Clear cellulitis, but try coconut oil first. It's just an eye. Unfathomable stupidity :
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    Black - I am looking for pediatricians who are friendly to families who don't va. X. We haven't had to visit one since moving to Orlando, but my son woke up with a swollen left red eye and today it is worse (see picture). It seems like it is something with the eyelid, no eye redness or discharge. There is a bit of crustiness, but based on how swollen it is and that he just woke up, it seems to be because of that. It doesn't seem like pink eye. I applied CS drops to his eye twice yesterday. If yo
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    Organism - My son just had this last weekend - and has had it more than once in his 16 years (he has long eyelashes) Clean the eye well - we use Johnson Baby shampoo, apply hot compresses often - every hour or two. You can repeatedly boil an egg and reuse it. Wrap in a washcloth or towel, It holds heat well. Wash whenever matting builds up. His was completely gone in about 48 hours. If you want to see a doc today, go to urgent care. They won't hassle you about your vax status. If you want to wai
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    Font - 1> Do you want a holistic ped to see him for his eye or just somewhere you can take him to look at his eye that don't care about the v? Feel free to send me a message if you need to 3h Like Reply 1 Anonymous member A holistic approach is preferred, but we are also not opposed to antibiotics of that is what is truly needed. We just don't want to be prescribed that unnecessarily and it turns out it did not even take care of the issues like people getting antibiotics for a cold. 3h Like Repl
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    Font - Beowulfthecat 2d One of the more harmless woos I guess? Control Freak E ...
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    Product - onymous member - 2h. Is anyone else being really specific about when they're willing to try to conceive again? We are trying to have a baby that'll fit well with our family's zodiac signs & personalities. For background, there are a lot of kids in my childhood family and a few don't fit in I think because of their zodiac / personality. I made a chart because I'm a planner (If you don't believe in zodiacs, I really don't care to hear about it). And yes, I know nothing goes to plan perfe
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    Font - caffiene_warrior1 3d They put what in their baby's eyes? ....
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    Rectangle - 1d-8 Any suggestions to help a 6 month old with yellow goopy, crusty eyes; when he wakes up it gets bad; it started last Friday and it is getting red underneath also. I've tried breastmilk in his eye but isn't helping as I expected it to. 7 comments
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    Product - Be the first to like this View 1 more reply... Author recommendations on what brand of silver? Do you put drops directly in the eyes? 1d Like Reply any Warm wet compress morning and bedtime 1d Like Reply I use Just Ingredients silver but otherwise locally hould have some good silver options! Mine is a spray so I got some syringes and just dropped a little in eyes when he had this and it helped along with breast milk 1d Like Reply Write a comment... es... 10 200 Collidal silver in eyes
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    Font - caffiene_warrior1 3d Crunchy phrase bingo! Potato ...
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    Hand - 4d . G What can I do for an infected toe on my 3 year old? I noticed it Saturday Looked worse Saturday night Put a slice of potato on it with a sock overnight Seems like it opened overnight I washed it and sprayed with colloidal silver this morning. Saturday 11:20am Saturday 9:00pm unday 11:20am
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    Font - pugpotatoes 3d Just bite your child ...
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    Black - Any tips on helping a 1 year olds behavior? My son is the best don't get me wrong but lately, he's been very aggressive hitting on his toys, hitting me, bitting so hard he brakes skin. dahl. 2d. A For some context I have bad PTSD so nobody yells in our house, nor is ever aggressive. I know he's little so I can't be overly concerned. He never used to be like that, he was so gentle and is the sweetest baby ever. I just wanna help him get back to normal for him:( I just want to put a discla
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    Font - Do not let him hit or bite you. Bite him back he wont do it again 2d Like Reply View 125 previous replies... 40 this is what finally broke my biter...i was scared to send him to day care. He loved sinking his teeth into anyone who crossed him. 1d Like Reply and thats all i was trying to explain. This is not 1950, we dont have 5/6 years to keep saying "no dont do that" and hoping they "grow" out of bad behavior. They have to go to daycare or preschool most of the time because parents need
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    Font - 07 antisocial_HR 4d 7 week old on a Disney ride : ...
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    Font - We went to Disneyland 2 weeks ago with my 3 year old and 7 week old baby. We have been with the 3year old twice and so we looked up rides we haven't done, ones that were our favorite, and ones all 4 of us could do. On this list of all ages, is Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin. I haven't been on this ride before, and just assumed it was safe and comfortable like the others. When we got to the front of the line, they told me I couldn't have the baby in the carrier and all riders must be seated
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    Font - say- it's absolutely ridiculous that an intant or anyone under the age of 2 is allowed on there- especially if they have to be in their own seat. I was literally holding on to his little body pressed against mine while being whipped around, crying, scared and angry. Is this normal and people bring their kids on this all the time? The other rides I definitely asked more questions to avoid this again- asking if I could have the baby in a carrier and if it was smooth. Most of the CMs kinda l
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    Font - Tintinabulation 5d In my local Buy Nothing group - OP said she didn't have the ER copay, so DIY it is I guess...
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    Font - Hello, does anyone have a Doppler?? I haven't felt my baby move in 2 days, I'll just need to borrow? Please
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    Font - rsanders9195 5d From my due date group....yikes .. GILLE ...
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    Facial expression - This is so random and may come off as mean, but whyyyyyy is my baby's nose so BIG? Poor kid has a double barrel shotgun for a nose and idk if she'll grow out of it, but I'm scared once she hits school age these awful kids will bully her for it 703271 370 WW W Write a comment... 0 ●●● (GIF) Rules
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    Product - 79 answers Like 34 All comments ✓ 17m Comment Less mean, more racist than anything 16m Like Reply Send Yup! And she laid down with a black man and still has the audacity. 15m Like Reply 15m Like Reply disgusting tbh Write a comment... 34 GIF 5 Quite literally. She'll end up deleting this because as much as she thought she tried hiding her racism it didn't work and a lot of people will flood these comments. 14 Rules
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    Font - 17m WWII a teply... Please go to therapy. Your beautiful baby doesn't need to internalize the racism you're exhibiting. 12m Like Reply Wow. This is actually so terrible. What a mean thing to say. 12m Like Reply proportional. 12m Like Reply 12 Ok...her nose doesn't even look big? She looks beautiful and her facial features look Write a reply... Write a comment... 7 OP's nose is bigger than her kids, it's not about the nose. It's objectively just racist. She's ok with HER big nose bc she's
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    Product - make her feel beautiful. Please, please don't ever tell her this. She's absolutely gorgeous. 11m Like Reply Some Mothers really be their child's first bully 11m Like Reply You're sick.... 11m Like Reply normal 7m smh the baby's nose looks Like Reply Write a reply... Write a reply... Write a comment... 8 literally the same nose as my baby boy. And he's PERFECT 7m Like Reply (0 (GIF) 14 2 7 1 Rules
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